PFB Looms on the horizon....................

PFB or Plain Farkin' Bored is soon gonna hit me. And hit me hard it will, as hard as getting hit by the butt of a rifle. Why? Easy cause soon i will have nothing much to do but sit @ home to game, watch tv, eat and sleep.
Funny how we kids say the holidays are bored yet we love them.......................

"Chief Doctor"(CDoc):
Ok ladies and gentlemen today we will discuss the PFB syndrome.
As we all know its the PFB season again and we're only lucky it isn't the chinese tiger year so our case numbers shouldn't be that high as last year.
I shall revise the common symptoms of PFB today and re-emphasize the age group that is commonly affected.
Any Questions so far??
"Doctor"(Doc):
I'm new to this PFB syndrome and i would like to ask are there any long term side effects of this syndrome?
CDoc:
Good Question to start the ball rolling. PFB is as we know a long lasting syndrome that only naturally goes away when people get older. General side effects include extreme inactivity and brain function on academic problems cease to continue.
Doc:
Are there any treatments so far for PFB?
CDoc:
At this point of time there is nothing that we can do medically .
We can only diagnose the sufferers.
The age group which suffers form PFB is from the range of 7 yrs to early 20yrs.
Common symptoms are these people complaining like there's no tomorrow that they are bored, Walking around their house aimlessly multiple times, chatting on the phone and still saying their bored and all related.
Doc:
Then how do we help the PFB suffers?
CDoc:
Call for a psychological consult and ask them to recommend a course of activites.
Chief Psy-consultant:
Activites? Like wad smart arse!
CDoc:
Like asking them to get a job or do some charity or something! be creative can't you? Go according to the patients likes and dislikes and get'em sumthing to do!
Chief Psy-consultant:
Right..............................................
CDoc:
That's all on PFB today! May all our PFB patients recover soon