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This strange thing on my fren's blog
kinda interestingly stupid........

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Calvin!

If you drop calvin from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
Calvin is the sacred animal of Thailand.
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are calvin!
Calvin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
The patron saint of calvin is Saint Eugenie.
Olympic badminton rules say that calvin must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of calvin.
Red calvin at night, shepherd's delight. Red calvin at morning, shepherd's warning!
Calvin cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
Calvin can't sweat.

The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only the Sisterhood.
The Sisterhood can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
Baskin Robbins once made the Sisterhood flavoured ice cream.
You should always store the Sisterhood in an airtight container in the fridge.
If you put a drop of liquor on the Sisterhood, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
The Sisterhood can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
The Sisterhood cannot jump.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the Sisterhood.
The Sisterhood are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
The Sisterhood were the first Tsar of Russia.

The most dangerous form of cherish is the bicycle.
Early thermometers were filled with cherish instead of mercury!
Cherisholatry is the mindless worship of cherish.
California is the biggest exporter of cherish in the world.
Cherish does not have toes!
If you drop cherish from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
The only Englishman to become cherish was Nicholas Breakspear, who was cherish from 1154 to 1159.
If you lace cherish from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
Ostriches stick their heads in cherish not to hide but to look for water.
Cherish can live for up to a week without a head.

Regina is the world's tallest woman.
Lightning strikes regina over seven times every hour.
Regina never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
Some hotels in Las Vegas have regina floating in their swimming pools.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of regina.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like regina.
When provoked, regina will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
Regina cannot swim!
Reginaicide is the killing of regina!
In Chinese, the sound 'regina' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of siong jun orbiting the Earth.
Half a cup of siong jun contains only seventeen calories!
A siong junometer is used to measure siong jun.
Siong jun is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
Siong jun has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on siong jun.
Siong jun is the world's tallest woman.
Siong jun can turn her stomach inside out.
Over 46,000 pieces of siong jun float on every square mile of ocean!
Contrary to popular belief, siong jun is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

Cherryl will often glow under UV light!
Over 46,000 pieces of cherryl float on every square mile of ocean.
Cherryl has four noses!
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on cherryl!
If you put a drop of liquor on cherryl, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as cherryl!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of cherryl.
Cherryl can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Red cherryl at night, shepherd's delight. Red cherryl at morning, shepherd's warning.
Cherryl can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!

Olympic badminton rules say that valerie must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw valerie into a volcano it would stop erupting!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and valerie.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of valerie.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as valerie!
India tested its first nuclear valerie in 1974!
Valerie can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
Valerieolatry is the mindless worship of valerie!
Valerie is the world's largest rodent!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating valerie from each salad served in first class.

South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.

Freddy can be seen from space.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are freddy!
If you toss freddy 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
You should always store freddy in an airtight container in the fridge!
Apples are covered with a thin layer of freddy.
Freddy is the sacred animal of Thailand.
Grapes explode if you put them inside freddy.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink freddy!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and freddy.
It's bad luck for a flag to touch freddy!

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