Quotes

"Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact."
Interesting that that suits me so well according to my GP tutor
"Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else."
This is so true for some
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
I believe so..... my enemies haven't gone cause i haven't shot 'em wif an M4A1 Carbine
"The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way."
Can anyone protest that?
"Complaining is good for you as long as youre not complaining to the person youre complaining about."
HAHAHA
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
HAHA WW3... NUKES
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
Soon Kids will complain like this we they grow up
"STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards."
WOW!!!